My darling Dakota is a terribly confused puppy.
Most dogs don't like to pee on linoleum.
Dakota is much more likely to pee on linoleum than carpet.
Most dogs sniff things to see if it's something good to eat, then they eat it.
Dakota eats it then spits it out and sniffs it. Example: Lit cigarette.
Most dogs whine while they're being given a vaccine shot.
Dakota cried bloody murder before the shot. Then was silent during it.
Most dogs go pee then kick up dirt to cover it up.
Dakota kicks up dirt then pees on it.
I could go on... but I'll just leave it at that.