My darling Dakota is a terribly confused puppy.
Exhibit A:
Most dogs don't like to pee on linoleum.
Dakota is much more likely to pee on linoleum than carpet.
Exhibit B:
Most dogs sniff things to see if it's something good to eat, then they eat it.
Dakota eats it then spits it out and sniffs it. Example: Lit cigarette.
Exhibit C:
Most dogs whine while they're being given a vaccine shot.
Dakota cried bloody murder before the shot. Then was silent during it.
Exhibit D:
Most dogs go pee then kick up dirt to cover it up.
Dakota kicks up dirt then pees on it.
I could go on... but I'll just leave it at that.
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